Now I’ll cover a topic from evolutionary theory that is the first in most public school textbooks: the Big Bang Theory. If you randomly told someone this stupid fairy tale, they would think you were nuttier than a fruit cake, but if you teach this in a science class, and use long, scientific, brainwashing terms in your speech, somehow they’ll think it makes perfect sense. Listen to me crush the whole theory, along with stellar evolution.

by Randy J. Barmore